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Toss me, don't tell the elf!
"How come SHE gets to wear a shawl?"
"Hush up, man. You know knits aren't dress code."
'ship came into the harbour...
"HARBOUR"
Mrs Peacock, on the roof, with a shawl.
"Congratulations you have been selected to be the Eve(mother of all people) for our trip to the moon...."
"Lets just hope theres no apes"
I love Suzy
Stay away from my Suzy or il send you back to your mother in a body bag...you hear me?
but my mother loves me
Hello, Boyfriend. I wish my mom loved me, but I was born in a biopod. :(
do you have any
space
for the night where we can
jam?
Kate and Nina had to wear the helmets because of the glory glow. Meanwhile Doris could not decide who to pass her purple mantle on to.
Symon and Les hurried down the roof to go to their first class on shawls with Doris. They couldn't contain their excitement!
Doris, "Now boys, it's not about the shawl itself - it's how you work it!"
"I see young grasshoppers that you are wanting to one day wear a shawl like mine. You must breathe the shawl, know the shawl, BE the shawl. Now first you can start by cleaning my car, wax on, wax off."
"But what does cleaning your car have to do with one day wearing a shawl like yours?" asked Les.
"Well you both need to work on your biceps. The shawl won't make that cool swishing sound when you walk otherwise - duh!"
"But this isn't fair!" wailed Symon. "How come all the other guys got enrolled in the fun courses and we ended up with Doris and her shawl training?"
"It's cos Kristy recommended it remember? You need to work on becoming a sensitive new age kinda man." chuckled Les.
"are you ok? we heard there was fire in the upper room"
"Shawly, shawly, goodness and mercy will follow me all the days of my life..."
Doris' life motto.
Fiddler on the roof - modern remake.
Shrek and donkey off on another whirlwind adventure!
well done pook...thats a ripper!
Pre production begins on Narnia 3 - 'The Computer the Glitch and a Wastebasket"
[One News Update] Osama Bin Laden takes a fresh approach on terrorism. For that story and more, join the Nightline Team at 11:30
flooky pooky sat on the wall, flooky pooky had a great fall, all the kings astros and all the kings shawls, couldnt put pooky together again...
Suzy you were due home over an hour ago, its way past your bed time.
{Documentary voice} Could this be......the actual location......of the ark of the covenant???
"Suzy had always been my treasure, and now it was time to bury her."
Sorry....I think you're in the wrong place. We're in the resurrection business.
The Number 1 worship album of the year.
Burton "Out of this world"
if you were stuck in an elevator, with nothing but your facebook address, would you still appreciate orchestral music?
Post a comment and have it thrown somewhere in the mix of the other 232 comments on this page. (It's literally as good as winning the hoodie!)
La lala lala, 30 minutes a day you got-ta push play.
"We were just wondering... have you filed your Income Tax Return yet?"
Annabel starts to get just a little nervous as Clyde Williams and Joe Calsis come to ask her a few questions about the death of her father, Richard Woods.
Anabelle, what do you know about your father's plan to get rid of Eddie???
clues that i can tell:
http://suzysfather.blogspot.com
Thankfully, Aunt Agnus had been prewarned about the latest bizarre happenings at Flame. So, the men dressed up as atronauts didn't phase her. She was, however, waiting in anticipation for the fire breathing dragons to arrive...
Hay Aunt Agnus, can we come in and play with your remote control housefly? I've heard it's the best thing since levin crackers!
if you were stuck in an elevator with nothing but a wet rag, would you still be able to fill in for me on keys?
that would depend if the rag was coated with "getting out of elevator" skills, numchuck skills, and things like that
A cone is formed with an arc length AB equal to 20 cm. As the cone is formed from a sector of a circle with angle 72 degrees, what is X?
X happens when / marries \
"Stay right there and your lives will be spared" spoke a voice from the deep. It took awhile before Bob and Harry realised it was just Doris warning them away from her homemade cookies so there would still be some left for her children...
Watch this space
OO SPACE OO
If you were stuck for ideas, would you
a) open a savings account for no reason
b) open fire on all your mates
c) text 5828 keyword 'Life'
If you were stuck in a hole, would you
a) Climb out
b) Climb the corporate ladder
c) Live life loud
if you were stuck, would jon dylan help you?
if you are stuck i would suggest tapping alt+f4 its a sure way to fix all your problems.
p.s tap alt+f4 to instantly complete a download.
excuse me ma'am would you like to buy our new alien suite imported from planet "star wars"
its really comfortable and sometimes itchi...
(two guys)
hae Kate hows da hangin?
(kate)
sup Symon...
sup Sean...
its been algud in da hood
wat r u guys doing in my nans roof?
(two guys)
we just came from jasons house we scared him hard....
hahaha...
(two guys)
hae Kate hows da hangin?
(kate)
sup Symon...
sup Sean...
its been algud in da hood
wat r u guys doing in my nans roof?
(two guys)
we just came from jasons house we scared him hard....
hahaha...
Caleb and Joshua's good report of a land that flows with milk and honey falls onto deaf ears.
"I'm a cow, a healthy cow."
"Well then come along to flame and we'll turn you into a b-e-a-utiful young woman."
well done dylan, that's not a bad one...I must say.
Hi Margery, can you sponsor us for the 40 hour famine?
John to Phil "Im tellin you Phil, this chick is THE ONE", Phil to John "But you said Jane was THE ONE" John back to Phil "Yeah she's another one"
Enjoying Everyday Life, with Joyce Meyer
Essence was about to commence, with the theme of the prayer morning 'warfare'. Darlene peered out to see Jason and David arrive.
Darlene, " I've heard of wearing the armour of God, but this is rediculous!!!"
"You can never be too prepared for prayer." Jason said, in his best Chuck Norris voice.
After his picture in being in the Advocate, Symon found he couldn't leave home without wearing a disguise..ghosty too, had too run from the adoring fans, and both Ghosty and Symon were often seen walking the streets in their orange jumpsuits...of course no one knew it was them except Kristy.
" Symon for the last time..take off that wretched suit, and tell ghosty he isn't real!" insisted Kristy. Marriage really was turning out to be long suffering.
Some songs should have never been written
okay guys, it's time to let the cat outa the bag...
"I AM SUZY"
you know, making up stories doesn't remove your photo from off the web... nice try though :)
Little known facts about Shawlene:
1. If you have $5 and Shawlene has $5, Shawlene has more money than you.
2. There is no 'ctrl' button on her computer, Shawlene is ALWAYS in control.
3. Shawlene can sneeze with her eyes open.
4.Shawlene destroyed the periodic time table..she only recognizes the element or surprise.
5. When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Shawlene.
6. Shawlene doesnt wear a watch, she decides what time it is.
7. Shawlene can slam a revolving door.
8. Shawlene counted to infinity..twice.
Post a comment, win an anticlimax.
fifi you should become a matchmaker... shawlene and chuck would be great together now wouldn't they :)
Yeah, for sure! Chuck Norris with his obvious untouchable power, and Shawlene..her quite understated beauty, and the shawl..oh that would be a match made in heaven..dynamic duo.
[Shouts] "Remember our agreement guys, you're running a bit too darn fast for touch rugby at the moment!"
Watch your step boys, Card roofing hasn't dropped by yet
[Guy to girl] I was once like you are now, and I know that it's not easy to be calm when you've found that you're getting on.
find a kite, break a leg, if you want you can fly...
Excuse me, but which one of you two handsome gentlemen is Chuck Taylor?
And is there still a $20 special running at the Wharehouse???
Excuse me but which one of you handsome gentlemen is Chuck Missler?
And is there still a 20 step 'get fit' program on GOD tv?
Doris: Hay Mum check this out, it's J & JD off that new reality TV show. No it really is, I swear, I'm not making it up this time...
Give her one of those booklets Richie. This booklet not only shows you how to keep your healing, it encourages you to live in better health. It's great stuff in there, straight out of God's Word. Read it, like over and over.
Is this a trick?
Can I have free fries with that?
Do you know where I can find the latest copy of JD's World?
Where's the nearest joke store?
You come across as inquisitive
you come across as having a really large brain span
Love is blind
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