Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Post a comment and win a hoodie!

Here's the deal...

Create your own caption for this bizarre photo, make it a comment on this post, and be into win a genuine Renewal Youth hoodie!

(The competiton will run for a month and you can make as many comments as you like. No dodgey captions please :)

286 comments:

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Arna on June 26, 2008 at 9:09 PM said...

excuse me fine lass... we're coming to remove your head

Love is a Blindfolded Marathon on June 26, 2008 at 9:14 PM said...

Toss me, don't tell the elf!

Puss in Boots on June 27, 2008 at 3:46 AM said...

"How come SHE gets to wear a shawl?"

"Hush up, man. You know knits aren't dress code."

Miss Elizabeth on June 27, 2008 at 12:38 PM said...

'ship came into the harbour...

Rachel Kate on June 27, 2008 at 12:50 PM said...

"HARBOUR"

Love is a Blindfolded Marathon on June 27, 2008 at 1:58 PM said...

Mrs Peacock, on the roof, with a shawl.

Love is a Blindfolded Marathon on June 27, 2008 at 2:34 PM said...

"Congratulations you have been selected to be the Eve(mother of all people) for our trip to the moon...."

"Lets just hope theres no apes"

Suzy's Boyfriend on June 27, 2008 at 3:46 PM said...

I love Suzy

Love is a Blindfolded Marathon on June 27, 2008 at 4:06 PM said...

Stay away from my Suzy or il send you back to your mother in a body bag...you hear me?

Suzy's Boyfriend on June 27, 2008 at 4:29 PM said...

but my mother loves me

Puss in Boots on June 27, 2008 at 7:27 PM said...

Hello, Boyfriend. I wish my mom loved me, but I was born in a biopod. :(

Arna on June 27, 2008 at 11:01 PM said...

do you have any
space
for the night where we can
jam?

Symon on June 28, 2008 at 9:28 AM said...

Kate and Nina had to wear the helmets because of the glory glow. Meanwhile Doris could not decide who to pass her purple mantle on to.

Neen on June 28, 2008 at 12:05 PM said...

Symon and Les hurried down the roof to go to their first class on shawls with Doris. They couldn't contain their excitement!

Doris, "Now boys, it's not about the shawl itself - it's how you work it!"

Neen on June 28, 2008 at 12:08 PM said...

"I see young grasshoppers that you are wanting to one day wear a shawl like mine. You must breathe the shawl, know the shawl, BE the shawl. Now first you can start by cleaning my car, wax on, wax off."

Neen on June 28, 2008 at 12:13 PM said...

"But what does cleaning your car have to do with one day wearing a shawl like yours?" asked Les.

"Well you both need to work on your biceps. The shawl won't make that cool swishing sound when you walk otherwise - duh!"

Neen on June 28, 2008 at 12:18 PM said...

"But this isn't fair!" wailed Symon. "How come all the other guys got enrolled in the fun courses and we ended up with Doris and her shawl training?"

"It's cos Kristy recommended it remember? You need to work on becoming a sensitive new age kinda man." chuckled Les.

pook on June 28, 2008 at 12:19 PM said...

"are you ok? we heard there was fire in the upper room"

Neen on June 28, 2008 at 12:19 PM said...

"Shawly, shawly, goodness and mercy will follow me all the days of my life..."

Doris' life motto.

Stephen on June 28, 2008 at 12:31 PM said...

Fiddler on the roof - modern remake.

Stephen on June 28, 2008 at 12:38 PM said...

Shrek and donkey off on another whirlwind adventure!

Miss Elizabeth on June 28, 2008 at 2:53 PM said...

well done pook...thats a ripper!

Stephen on June 28, 2008 at 3:00 PM said...

Pre production begins on Narnia 3 - 'The Computer the Glitch and a Wastebasket"

Stephen on June 28, 2008 at 3:05 PM said...

[One News Update] Osama Bin Laden takes a fresh approach on terrorism. For that story and more, join the Nightline Team at 11:30

Puss in Boots on June 28, 2008 at 3:10 PM said...

flooky pooky sat on the wall, flooky pooky had a great fall, all the kings astros and all the kings shawls, couldnt put pooky together again...

Suzy's Father on June 28, 2008 at 4:08 PM said...

Suzy you were due home over an hour ago, its way past your bed time.

Miss Elizabeth on June 28, 2008 at 5:13 PM said...

{Documentary voice} Could this be......the actual location......of the ark of the covenant???

Suzy's Father on June 28, 2008 at 6:43 PM said...

"Suzy had always been my treasure, and now it was time to bury her."

Little Dee on June 28, 2008 at 6:46 PM said...

Sorry....I think you're in the wrong place. We're in the resurrection business.

Little Dee on June 28, 2008 at 7:04 PM said...

The Number 1 worship album of the year.

Burton "Out of this world"

Miss Elizabeth on June 28, 2008 at 10:26 PM said...

if you were stuck in an elevator, with nothing but your facebook address, would you still appreciate orchestral music?

Miss Elizabeth on June 28, 2008 at 10:39 PM said...

Post a comment and have it thrown somewhere in the mix of the other 232 comments on this page. (It's literally as good as winning the hoodie!)

Stephen on June 28, 2008 at 10:59 PM said...

La lala lala, 30 minutes a day you got-ta push play.

Stephen on June 28, 2008 at 11:03 PM said...

"We were just wondering... have you filed your Income Tax Return yet?"

Stephen on June 30, 2008 at 6:51 AM said...

Annabel starts to get just a little nervous as Clyde Williams and Joe Calsis come to ask her a few questions about the death of her father, Richard Woods.

Miss Elizabeth on June 30, 2008 at 9:35 AM said...

Anabelle, what do you know about your father's plan to get rid of Eddie???

Rachel Kate on June 30, 2008 at 11:11 AM said...

clues that i can tell:
http://suzysfather.blogspot.com

Rachel Kate on June 30, 2008 at 1:40 PM said...

Thankfully, Aunt Agnus had been prewarned about the latest bizarre happenings at Flame. So, the men dressed up as atronauts didn't phase her. She was, however, waiting in anticipation for the fire breathing dragons to arrive...

Rachel Kate on June 30, 2008 at 1:47 PM said...

Hay Aunt Agnus, can we come in and play with your remote control housefly? I've heard it's the best thing since levin crackers!

Miss Elizabeth on June 30, 2008 at 2:40 PM said...

if you were stuck in an elevator with nothing but a wet rag, would you still be able to fill in for me on keys?

Rachel Kate on June 30, 2008 at 3:32 PM said...

that would depend if the rag was coated with "getting out of elevator" skills, numchuck skills, and things like that

Stephen on July 1, 2008 at 8:58 AM said...

A cone is formed with an arc length AB equal to 20 cm. As the cone is formed from a sector of a circle with angle 72 degrees, what is X?

Kate on July 1, 2008 at 9:51 AM said...

X happens when / marries \

Rachel Kate on July 2, 2008 at 8:42 AM said...

"Stay right there and your lives will be spared" spoke a voice from the deep. It took awhile before Bob and Harry realised it was just Doris warning them away from her homemade cookies so there would still be some left for her children...

Stephen on July 2, 2008 at 9:13 AM said...

Watch this space

Rachel Kate on July 2, 2008 at 12:13 PM said...

OO SPACE OO

Miss Elizabeth on July 2, 2008 at 3:53 PM said...

If you were stuck for ideas, would you
a) open a savings account for no reason
b) open fire on all your mates
c) text 5828 keyword 'Life'

Stephen on July 2, 2008 at 4:38 PM said...

If you were stuck in a hole, would you
a) Climb out
b) Climb the corporate ladder
c) Live life loud

Rachel Kate on July 2, 2008 at 5:33 PM said...

if you were stuck, would jon dylan help you?

Love is a Blindfolded Marathon on July 2, 2008 at 6:59 PM said...

if you are stuck i would suggest tapping alt+f4 its a sure way to fix all your problems.

p.s tap alt+f4 to instantly complete a download.

Gideon on July 2, 2008 at 8:32 PM said...

excuse me ma'am would you like to buy our new alien suite imported from planet "star wars"
its really comfortable and sometimes itchi...

Gideon on July 2, 2008 at 8:39 PM said...

(two guys)
hae Kate hows da hangin?
(kate)
sup Symon...
sup Sean...
its been algud in da hood
wat r u guys doing in my nans roof?
(two guys)
we just came from jasons house we scared him hard....
hahaha...

Gideon on July 2, 2008 at 8:41 PM said...

(two guys)
hae Kate hows da hangin?
(kate)
sup Symon...
sup Sean...
its been algud in da hood
wat r u guys doing in my nans roof?
(two guys)
we just came from jasons house we scared him hard....
hahaha...

Stephen on July 2, 2008 at 9:07 PM said...

Caleb and Joshua's good report of a land that flows with milk and honey falls onto deaf ears.

Love is a Blindfolded Marathon on July 2, 2008 at 9:46 PM said...

"I'm a cow, a healthy cow."

"Well then come along to flame and we'll turn you into a b-e-a-utiful young woman."

Miss Elizabeth on July 2, 2008 at 9:56 PM said...

well done dylan, that's not a bad one...I must say.

Stephen on July 3, 2008 at 12:16 PM said...

Hi Margery, can you sponsor us for the 40 hour famine?

Betty May on July 3, 2008 at 1:05 PM said...

John to Phil "Im tellin you Phil, this chick is THE ONE", Phil to John "But you said Jane was THE ONE" John back to Phil "Yeah she's another one"

Stephen on July 7, 2008 at 6:44 AM said...

Enjoying Everyday Life, with Joyce Meyer

Kate on July 7, 2008 at 12:37 PM said...

Essence was about to commence, with the theme of the prayer morning 'warfare'. Darlene peered out to see Jason and David arrive.
Darlene, " I've heard of wearing the armour of God, but this is rediculous!!!"
"You can never be too prepared for prayer." Jason said, in his best Chuck Norris voice.

Kate on July 7, 2008 at 12:45 PM said...

After his picture in being in the Advocate, Symon found he couldn't leave home without wearing a disguise..ghosty too, had too run from the adoring fans, and both Ghosty and Symon were often seen walking the streets in their orange jumpsuits...of course no one knew it was them except Kristy.
" Symon for the last time..take off that wretched suit, and tell ghosty he isn't real!" insisted Kristy. Marriage really was turning out to be long suffering.

Miss Elizabeth on July 7, 2008 at 1:00 PM said...

Some songs should have never been written

Miss Elizabeth on July 10, 2008 at 4:43 PM said...

okay guys, it's time to let the cat outa the bag...
"I AM SUZY"

Rachel Kate on July 10, 2008 at 4:52 PM said...

you know, making up stories doesn't remove your photo from off the web... nice try though :)

Kate on July 15, 2008 at 11:20 AM said...

Little known facts about Shawlene:

1. If you have $5 and Shawlene has $5, Shawlene has more money than you.
2. There is no 'ctrl' button on her computer, Shawlene is ALWAYS in control.
3. Shawlene can sneeze with her eyes open.
4.Shawlene destroyed the periodic time table..she only recognizes the element or surprise.
5. When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Shawlene.
6. Shawlene doesnt wear a watch, she decides what time it is.
7. Shawlene can slam a revolving door.
8. Shawlene counted to infinity..twice.

Stephen on July 15, 2008 at 1:45 PM said...

Post a comment, win an anticlimax.

Rachel Kate on July 15, 2008 at 2:37 PM said...

fifi you should become a matchmaker... shawlene and chuck would be great together now wouldn't they :)

Kate on July 15, 2008 at 11:29 PM said...

Yeah, for sure! Chuck Norris with his obvious untouchable power, and Shawlene..her quite understated beauty, and the shawl..oh that would be a match made in heaven..dynamic duo.

Stephen on July 16, 2008 at 10:12 AM said...

[Shouts] "Remember our agreement guys, you're running a bit too darn fast for touch rugby at the moment!"

Anonymous said...

Watch your step boys, Card roofing hasn't dropped by yet

Stephen on July 22, 2008 at 10:51 AM said...

[Guy to girl] I was once like you are now, and I know that it's not easy to be calm when you've found that you're getting on.

Rachel Kate on July 22, 2008 at 11:04 AM said...

find a kite, break a leg, if you want you can fly...

Stephen on July 22, 2008 at 7:57 PM said...

Excuse me, but which one of you two handsome gentlemen is Chuck Taylor?

Stephen on July 22, 2008 at 7:58 PM said...

And is there still a $20 special running at the Wharehouse???

Miss Elizabeth on July 23, 2008 at 7:46 AM said...

Excuse me but which one of you handsome gentlemen is Chuck Missler?

Miss Elizabeth on July 23, 2008 at 7:48 AM said...

And is there still a 20 step 'get fit' program on GOD tv?

Rachel Kate on July 23, 2008 at 8:51 AM said...

Doris: Hay Mum check this out, it's J & JD off that new reality TV show. No it really is, I swear, I'm not making it up this time...

Stephen on July 23, 2008 at 10:40 AM said...

Give her one of those booklets Richie. This booklet not only shows you how to keep your healing, it encourages you to live in better health. It's great stuff in there, straight out of God's Word. Read it, like over and over.

Rachel Kate on July 23, 2008 at 11:07 AM said...

Is this a trick?

Rachel Kate on July 23, 2008 at 11:08 AM said...

Can I have free fries with that?

Rachel Kate on July 23, 2008 at 11:09 AM said...

Do you know where I can find the latest copy of JD's World?

Rachel Kate on July 23, 2008 at 11:09 AM said...

Where's the nearest joke store?

Stephen on July 23, 2008 at 1:00 PM said...

You come across as inquisitive

Rachel Kate on July 23, 2008 at 1:03 PM said...

you come across as having a really large brain span

Stephen on August 26, 2008 at 12:53 PM said...
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Stephen on August 26, 2008 at 12:55 PM said...

Love is blind

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