Create your own caption for this bizarre photo, make it a comment on this post, and be into win a genuine RYM Tee. There will be no more runs of the present RYM design, so it will be collectable!
The competiton will run for a month and you can make as many comments as you like (No dodgy captions please ;-)
This is last RYM comp for 2008, so get those comments flowing in. Don't hold back!
180 comments:
Girlfriend to boyfriend... "I know that having boundaries is a wise idea, but this is ridiculous!"
Wife: Where are we going honey?
Husband:"Well I got tired of waiting for the rapture so I built this machine that will shot us up at 50 light years per second..."
Wife: what! let me OOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTT!..... (screaming slowly becomes fainter)
hey, we're from meridian energy... whereabouts is your fusebox?
Does this human glass cylinder make my butt look big?
Jake: "Now just remember it's a very humid out there today."
Sandy: "What?!! You could have told me that before I got a perm!"
"So, do you come here often?"
Sandy: "I knew it! You're seeing another woman aren't you?"
Jake: "Well the cylinders are see through."
I think we missed the rapture
Hay Jon, don't tell me these were those "first-class" seats you promised me...
I told you we shouldn't climb into the dishwasher. Now look at the mess you've got us in!
Symon's latest attempt at keeping people focussed during his sermons
Houdini to damsel in distress: "Don't worry, I've been in worse; Just give me a couple of seconds"
wow, those manniquins in the "Overalls R Us" store look really life like.
Brochure for "Human Cryonics R Us"
Slogan: "No need to dread, you don't have to be dead"
Est 2020
The Armish of 2108 AD
While taking a class through a musuem, 2385... And now kids, you can see this is the result of what happened back in 2020 after communication became non existent due to overuse of the internet
Maxwell Smart and 99 weren't very popular with their colleagues when they got the newly installed elevators banned from use after their latest escapade...
Mick Jagger's strikingly modest audience on his newly begun solo project
Jake to Sandy: "Well I'd show you how big the alien was, but I can't seem to raise my hands in this cylinder."
"Don't lie to me Sandy! I can see by the look on your face and the bags in your hands that you've been shopping again with my credit card!!"
Sandy: "But the jumpsuits were on special."
Jake: "Oh Sandy, if we don't come back alive just know that you're the only girl that I've ever loved."
Sandy: "Well that's very funny Jake since I AM the only girl on this planet!!!!!"
Jake: "Hey Sandy I messed coffee on my jumpsuit on the way down, what do I do?"
Sandy: "Trust pink forget stains."
Maxwell Smart invents the new cone of silence, then realised it has some serious flaws.
No one light a match!
Would you consider youself a good person?
Jake: "Sandy I'm not feeling to good. In fact I feel rather faint."
Sandy: "I've told you before that you need to patch things up with Neville. He probably hasn't filled your cylinder with oxygen again."
"Is is just me, or is it hot in here?"
Jake: "Wow check this out Sandy! When you sneeze against the glass the snott goes upwards instead of down!"
Sandy: "You are disgusting!"
Jake: "That's it Sandy. Just move your mouth. You're doing it, you're doing it! You're speaking in tongues!"
Sandy: "Shandandamumba..."
Sandy: "Did I leave the oven on?"
Jake: "What's with the sour face?"
Sandy: "I have a massive wedgie and I can't move my arms!!"
Waiwera Hot Pools shock everyone by actually bringing out a new slide in desperate attempts to boost attendants during the financial recession.
Agent 99 to Maxwell Smart: "Remind me again why I got the job as your partner?"
(Planetshakers concert 2108 AD)
"Hey Sandy... these 'moshpit injury prohibitors' really do the trick, don't they?"
Even though they were both fully grown up now, Marcus and Betsy still couldn't find a way to get out of their "time-out" punishments
Mumbles under breath... "Why do I always seem to meet HIM on this floor. I wish we'd picked out the non see-through model elevators"
Prayer-booths at the Crystal Cathedral
(While on the top of Noah's Ark)
Noah's wife: "Oh my! I was expecting to see the dove"
Ok, I have had enough now....can you let me out?
(News reporter talking live and on location with John Campbell back in the studio)
'"It's turning out to be the scandal of the century here in Wellington tonight. Behind me, John, the 'Bill and Ben Party' have just been found out to be none other but the 'Bill and Jen Party'."'
Helen Clarke is furious when she discovers exactly what losing her place in Parliament actually encompasses: getting stuck in a pipe alongside a delirious, uneducated hippy.
Being chosen for the latest reality tv show didn't quite live up to all Suzy's expectations
Well I certainly would be scared if I was trapped in Big Foot's test tubes!
Girl to guy, " Aren't these the same pipes where they keep the food for those giant aliens found on Mars recently?"
No we can't swap! You know I like to be in the driver's seat
Wife to husband, "I know you wanted us to have some 'space' dear, but honestly, were the soundproof cubicles really necessary?"
The only reason I have this much luggage is because I'm carrying YOUR toolbox as well as my own
You're probably wondering why I called this meeting...
Backstage at the Planet Shakers concert. *so you click me in, and I play the Pick It Up riff, right?*
Women: So.... I thought you said this goes to the star trek convention....
Are you sure you got the right directions?
Man: What directions i was buying a pie??
"You cant wear THAT to my mothers house "
"I had it on first...you go change"
"hey Stan, have you registered for Overwhelmed Camp yet?"
Sonehow these new Sleepyhead "Don't disturb your partner" beds aren't quite as good as I thought they'd be.
Sandy: "So let me get this straight, you're telling me that if I stand here and hold onto these grips that I can actually loose weight?"
Jake: "Yep, the cylinder will just suck it right off ya!"
Jake: "I um...I think um...oh Sandy I'm so sorry but I've shrunk us!!!"
Sandy: "Jake I've got something to tell you. Here goes. I'm pregnant. You're going to be a dad!"
Jake: "What's that I can't hear you through the glass. Did you say the elephant smells bad? That's a mean thing to say Sandy."
Barbie: "Ken I'm really not digging these new space age outfits. They could have consulted us before putting us on the shelf."
Ken: "Yeah and they could have told me they were going to give you a perm....shudder..."
Jake: "Are we there yet?"
Jake: "How about now?"
(ticking clock in background) Need a pharmacy now?
The soon to be married couple realise all too late that they have given the guitarist their aisle song in the key of B, but given the keyboardist a copy in Cminor.
Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1?
I think I am B2
Hay Jon, have you learnt the 'Come to the River' guitar riff yet?
'So.....Know any good conversation starters?'
Rebecca Pullman to Rob Pullman...
"my, you're lookin fly in that outfit"
I've got a gun...
...I think something's burning
Pre Planet Shakers entertainment turns mediocre really fast.
Ok, God ....we wont run away from you again, we promise.
Don't be a noddy... Take your space cylinder for repairs at Chartwell Panel and Paint
she told me to do it.
The Jonah story in the year 2057: Jonah and his wife spent 3 days and 3 nites stuck in the galatic spaceships sewer pipes. Because they refused to bring the good news to the aliens on Mars.
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Hey Syms, how about a chick flick for our date night?
Jon Dylan... did you read my post about your marbles? Thanks so much - the kids are buzzing.
"STAY INDOORS LADY, THERE ARE HELMET EATING EGYPTIANS ALOOF"
Hun, I know you wanted us to be more transparent with eachother, but this has gone beyond a joke...
HOW YOU DOIN?
"nice bible."
"the word says 'Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry'; how about dinner?"
HOw You doin?
"is this the transfiguration.. because you are glowing"
"can I buy you a non-alcoholic beverage?"
How YOU doin?
"how many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?"
"so, my parents are home, you wanna come over?"
Jake: "What is it Sandy?"
Sandy: "You ever feel like people are always putting you in a box?"
Jake: "Yeah, I feel kinda closed in all the time."
Sandy: "Yeah, like once you're in a cylinder that's where you're meant to be or something."
Jake: "It's time to break free Sandy. Be all you wanna be."
Sandy: "Okay Jake I will! I will break free from my limitations!"
Jake: "Yeah and change your hairstyle while you're at it. I'm getting a headache just looking at that perm!"
You ordered two meatosaurus with cheese crust madam???
Mother, as much as I would absolutely relish in ironing my shirts and doing the dishes right now; I'm a little preocupied in this predicament we find ourselves in to amble over such occupations.
"I spy with my little eye something beginning with.. C"
"Um, Cylinder?"
"Oh man, you guess it straight away everytime"
Jeff was beginning to get a little tired of playing hide and seek with his girlfriend
Imitation is the highest form of flattery
Geff talkn to Jenny. I need to get out of this cylinder thing so I can get to a computer to post the 100th comment on a competition called " post a caption, win a collectable RYM tee" on renewalyouth.com. I can win a RYM tee!!!
Jake: "Wow Sandy your cylinder is so shiny."
Sandy: "I know. BAM and the dirt is gone!"
"So what do you think about Telecom's Totalhome?"
Sandy: "Hey Jake, have you got any Raid? This fly is really annoying me!"
Jake (thinking): "I wonder if I should tell her that there's a whole hornets nest in her perm..."
Jake and Sandy try out the new perspex 'noise cones' at CRF, garanteed to cut the drum volume in half "or your money back".
Where the modern mime goes to practice
I'm gonna win the staring comp this time round; just you wait!
After recently taking the 2=1 marriage course, Samson and Delilah mutually decide to put some practical limitations between them to keep them on the straight and narrow.
"You keen to join my POD?"
Bored out of his tree, Paul can't help but compile a list of "top ways to annoy female comrades"; the top of the list being to recite gangster raps in a monotone.
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Dining Tables at the Sky Tower
"Dont look behind you Genny, there is a big giant!"
"You also have one behind you to Jeff"
Jeff speaking:" Good thing we have these protective cylinders I brought from the 2$ shop".
You know hun, if you spent more time on polishing your cylinder in the mornings and less time on your hair, the world would be a much better place
"Another cylinder is possible."
Gary and Sue feel out of place at Star Trek convention of '74
Sandy: "You're staring at my perm again aren't you!!?"
Jake: "Ever get the feeling someone is watching you?"
Sandy: "Yeah, and ever get the feeling that those same people watching us are writing things about us and making fun of my perm?"
overheard at "CatScans R Us" on a 2 for the price of 1 weekend ... "Do you come here often?"
Ever get the feeling like you're just a small speck in someone else's universe?
"If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times - STOP ROCKING YOUR CYLINDER!!!"
"Yes mum..."
Jake: "Man I had the weirdest dream. I dreamt I was eating these giant marshmallows, and when I woke up my pillow was gone!!!!"
Sandy: "So in less than 2 minutes, they're going to fill our tanks with water and we're both going to drown!!! Oh Jake!!"
Jake (in his own world, thinking) "I wonder what Sandy would look like if she shaved her perm off?"
Jake: "So this is the new ride at Rainbows End huh?"
Sandy: "Yep - keep your hands inside the cylinder at all times, and if you spew, well.....good luck with that one!"
This picture is the new edition cover page of "the five love languages for singles"
Narrator: "Some of Gary Larson's earlier Far Side illustrations that never saw the light of day."
well done pook...thats a ripper!
Coldplay: Lets talk
so as i conclude my sermon...if you don't remember anything else i say, remember this...
what will you be doing if you don't have sky
Excuse me madam, did you know that there's a light at the end of this tunnel?
'don't suppose you have any matches? *pulls torch out of pocket* Perhaps you could use this...
Ok now that you're both here, which of you can help me with my geometry?
Excuse me miss...but did you hear P.O.D are coming to parachute?
hay Jake, keen for a jam?
The 11th plague of Egypt... Chlostrophobia
In the Chronicles of Narnia outakes... "Oh darn it Peter, I think we walked through the wrong wardrobe again"
Sandy: "So let me get this straight. I'm everything you want in a women according to your 'my ideal women to marry' list - except I've missed out by one point? Well what is it Jake?"
Jake: "Perms make me nauseas."
Sandy: "So how long do we have to wait in these cylinders?"
Jake: "I dunno. Pastor Gary said we'll be here until we understand the MYSTERY."
Sandy: "Stop making those dripping noises Jake - I really have to pee!"
Jake: "I dare you to lick the glass cylinder."
Sandy: "Yeah right Jake, the last time I did that I couldn't get the Mr Muscle streak proof glass cleaner taste out of my mouth for weeks."
How long have you been here for...?
Have you made Jesus the Lord the King and the boss of your life?
This IS my happy face
"No I am NOT Mary Poppins!!!"
Sandy: "Aw man, you're first into the cylinder again!!! You always win Jake."
Jake: "It's just cos your perm slows you down."
"What do you mean I've failed my driving test again!"
"Well for one you didn't use your mirrors."
"WHAT MIRRORS!?"
you.n.me.tube.com says wilmer
These tubes are waaaaaay better then the shower for making my voice sound good!
you know, these 'modern' jail cells are really cramping my style
sigh. it's not easy being caught stealing a comb to try and tame the perm now is it?
Sandy: "I hope they sanitize these handles, cos so many people touch them everyday!"
Jake: "Yeah you never what kinda perms...I mean germs are on them."
Sandy: "So I hope you have patched things up with Neville. Cos if he is still offended with you who knows where this ride will lead."
Jake: "Yeah well at least this week he is filling our cylinders with oxygen."
Jake: "Hey Sandy, I hope we're not stuck in here PERManently! Ha ha ha..."
Sandy: "Not funny Jake."
Jake: "Hey Sandy, what do you call a whale with bad hair? A PERM whale.....ha ha ha ha..."
Sandy: "You haven't taken your medication today have you?"
If you were stuck in a stupid cylinder with nothing but a tuna sandwhich from the war...
If I hear the word perm one more time...
Speed Dating, 2050
When he met her with a sloppy wet kiss...
Essence suddenly took on a whole new dimension as Symon got state of the art 'worship tubes' installed
The new anti-dating system Symon invested in seemed to be really helping...
The confession booths of 2108 AD did leave a little something to be desired.
*when he met her with a sloppy wet kiss* aaaaarrrrhaahahahahahahahahahahaha! Stephen I want to give you a million bucks!
*how's your quiet time goin?* #pretty quiet# *me too* ^EXCUSE ME...^ *are you talkin to me voice-over guy?*
*why men hate going to church*
can i have a million bucks too georgie?
"Hay boss, the woman's here for her car..."
"Hay Bob, seeing as we're stuck in these tubes with no way out for awhile, what's your opinion on when the worlds going to end...?"
Hey Bob when we get out of here do you want to go tubeing?
The cover of a Ted Dekker novel that never made it into print...
*Fear Factor Couples* Joe Rogan: "You will both be strapped inside large tubes as they are filled with giant, bat eating centipedes. We have randomly selected who gets to go first, and Jessica and Ben, you are lucky number one."
Can I offer you this petunia as a token of my affection? What, you're breaking up with me? *Nooooooooooooooo*, you just can't do this to me
"The tomatoe plant on the right hasn't been watered for a week, but the one on the left was watered yesterday."
"Apollo 13" meets "Little house on the prairie"
you so stole that last comment from suzy you comment thieving relative...
What, and the one before was completely original?
no but you didn't steal that one off me tehe georgie can abuse you for that one...
Georgie pie?
Georgie porgie pudding and pie?
Yer Jon dylan you comment thiever!
Stephen to jamie... *hey*
georgie as you can clearly see in the pic it's adam and eve not adam and steve... LOL
Symon to Kristy singing *love is in the air...*
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