That's right folks... I've found yet another random retro sci-fi movie still (above). All you need to do now is create a caption for it, make it a comment on this post, and perhaps you will win you an all new new-design renewalyouth hoodie!
The competiton will run for around a month and you can make as many comments as you like. (No dodgey captions please.)
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Darn this new technology... Always breaking down when you need it the most
man wheres the star wars tape?
recon i could try out as legolas for the lord of the rings movies with these sweet pointed ears of mine?
Whilst Spock contemplated the human emotion of 'chagrin', Captain Kirk enlisted some help for the 7th level of Tetris.
Captain Kirk: Hey lokk at this dudes blog site, he has a picture of me and my nifty phaser.
KIRK: It's a text from Doc! It says... "its wors thn tht hes ded jim ded jim ded jim"
SPOCK: There's Klingons off the starboard bow, starboard bow...
KIRK'S ASSISTANT: (thinks) "Why am I reminded of the 80s?"
Captain Kirk: " Yes im onto the final level of pinball!! come have a look Marge!"
Spock: "...and they made him caption....all is lost."
Marge: "Look I'm telling you Kirk, just read this step-by-step guide to understanding females & you'll be able to get Betty to go on a date with you in no time"
Kirk: "How many times do I have to explain to you, men do not read instruction manuals!"
"Is this really the next step in the evolution of mankind??... Spock, check what happens to your ears next!"
While Spock practised his posing for his cover shoot on "Star Trek - Together We Travel", Kirk and Marge played the next level of Crash Bandicoot.
Spock thinking: "Im starting to think they are excluding because my ears are shaped different"
Spock: "well if you guys dont want to play, fine! I wil just play statues by myself......."
Kirk:" This new arm chair controls are all in the language of jubjub, how as I ment to use it?
Marge: "try turning the remote around captain kirk"
Kirk: " thanks Marge "
Spock: "that is the second reason why i should be captain"
this seat is so warm... i might just leave my hands here for a while.
Spock suddenly realised that after his botox injection he couldn't move his lips. So much for trying to impress Marge.
Spock, "Man who turned down the airconditioning in here? It's freezing!!! Now where is my pink shawl at?"
If post a caption and win, will you send my hoodie down?!! Its really cold in Wellington..JonDylan! Where are you?!!
"Oh there you are Spock, where have you been? I've been trying to get hold of you all day."
Spock, "I've been at the working bee."
Kirk, "Why so solemn Spock?"
Spock, "I've just realised that my whole life has been lived with this bowl cut hairdo!!!"
Spock, underneath his breath whispers, "I'm captain of the Enterprise. Who would take you seriously wearing a mustard shirt anyway!!!??"
First class entertainment flying Qantas somehow lacked the sheen and sparkle it had so vividly masqueraded on the glossy leaflets.
Yet another typical image flying around the inter-tubes, only feeding the stereotype that has plastered itself into our heads since the beginning of time: men proportionated with the television remote.
The two misbehaving pupils carried on in blissful ignorance as Mr. Harris stood a silent sentry over them, biding his time before the inevitable intervention, accompanied by a volley of self-justification speeches.
Spock, "Does anybody have any chapstick? My lips hurt real bad!!"
"The bride is on her way up the aisle, don't you dare pull the camera-won't-record oration on me!!!"
During a quiter moment on the Enterprise, Marge teaches Kirk how to text, while Spock considers getting a hairstyle like Jon Dylan.
Spock not only spent 10 minutes trying to focus his eyes, but also spent those minutes wondering where he could get a pair of glasses like Rob Bell...
...and a haircut like Jasons....
...oh and a Whippet....they don't smell....
If you hands were stuck to a chair would you:
a)let Marge and Kirk try and turn up the air conditioning.
b)ask if you can borrow Marges shawl
c)look blankly to space,think of the deep things in life
"ooooooh dear oooooooh...", Spock said.
"What's wrong Spock?" asked Kirk.
"I just saw my reflection in the glass. Why didn't you tell me I look this weird???"
Yeehaar! Jon you crack me up. The Mr haris one is awesome! followed by the bride and the useless camera lol
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