Ok renewalyouth folk...
It seems like a few of you have been using the comments feature on various posts to communicate about nothing inparticular at all.
Well, this is post is for you! Go ahead...
It seems like a few of you have been using the comments feature on various posts to communicate about nothing inparticular at all.
Well, this is post is for you! Go ahead...
104 comments:
oh my goodness jon dylan... you have outdone yourself this time... symon dedicated this post to you and the JJ club btw...
you guys are so funny. what a cool youth club we belong to
I'm so glad that I'm not apart of those 'few'. How inconsiderate!
Hey Jase, reckon we can hit 500 comments here? :D
oooh did you see that? we're part of a youth club! (insert girlish loud giggle here)
Gee, I wonder if there are any normal people around here?
define normal...
then add your top ten tips on weightwatchers
then come to flame with nothing but a bad case of diptheria
then join JJ's club
then, and only then, can you truely become
"normal"
A bad case of diptheria??? Yeehaaar!
You bet stevo...500 comments here we come
If you were left cold turkey at the altar of your wedding with everything but a stuck pickle jar would you
a) clatter around in the kitchen
b) play chatter rings with peter parker
c) play up in class
By the way everyone... Kansas city, the capital of the nation of Iraq, has requested that on the 8th of November 2009, everybody in the Ukrainian government wear a tie.
Jon Dylan... did you read my post about your marbles? Thanks so much - the kids are buzzing.
yada yada yada
time is a fascist regime
Stupid ADHD, I completely missed it!
if you were a turkey would you:
a) play dead
b) play knucklebones with napkin holders
c) use noss instead of your turbo booster
no you didn't, you replied haha man look, man look
How dare you second guess me!
Stupid spaceship, it hasn't been the same since I put that bottle of anti-histamine in the petrol tank.
coz i'm family. it's what we do. well, not exactly, but we're allowed anyway...
If you were being robbed by two obese spacemen would you:
a) ask for their names and street addresses
b) walk around like a cold christmas turkey
c) ask "do you wanna know how i got these scars?"
If you where stuck for things to do would you
a) run 3 laps around the house in your pajamas shouting i do believe in fairies
b) take a hike
c) go to essence on a thursday morning with the finest of coffee
d) gatecrash Jases life
e) eat cold turkey on a hot summer morning
f) do 5 jumping jacks in quick succession
g) stop reading this post
h) send your text to 5828 with the keyword 'life'
i) stop taking yourself so seriously
j) for Jason
k) take a long hard look at your life
l) yawn loudly
m) annoy your flatmates
n) go visit OT for fun
o) listen to Third Days new unreleased album
p) play bash a mole online
q) LOL
r) listen to Stephen and Jase talk rubbish for 3 quarters of an hour
s) go to www.abreviatedlife.blogspot.com
Wait, what? you have a blog?? Well well well, cool name btw.
Excuse me Mawson, but what do you have against me???
Hi there, we're sure you're hoping for a better job...perhaps we can leave you with some literacy tests.
By chance if anyone is bypassing Wellington on their way home, I'd love a ride
if the name given to you by your adopted parents was Lionel, would you:
a) file for treason
b) file a report
c) report a ufo sighting
If you were sitting your first piano exam with nothing but an undersized trevally would you
a) Take a cut lunch
b) Cut, copy, paste
c) Organize a farewell party for yourself
d) Agonize over lost hopes
e) Post a comment win and annette
f) Opt out of the tri nations
g) G027
h) Dine Alfresco with Endless Worship
i) Join in the march against Endless Summer
j) Track down Mawson's blog
k) Get a sniffer dog for no reason
l) Get your driver's lisense confiscated
m) Elemeno Pension
n) Check out the Lionel, the watch and the waistline
o) Blog like there's no tomato
p) Get Burton antivirus installed
q) House sit for Helen Clarke while she's away
r) Laugh all the way to bank
s) Tell stephen He's sick
t) call it quits before you get to zed
u) Get a sniffer dog for no reason
v) Blog like there's a new movie out
w) call the Cops
x) Call the IRD
y) I'm over it
If you had the two Stephens standing at Flame Cafe talking nothing but nonsense...
Symon deserves a medal for making this topic
By chance if anyone is bypassing the authorities on their way through Taupo, I'd love to know you a bit better
Ok, so there was an Englishman, and Irishman and a Maoriman. They were all in Quantas Economy class on their way back from the Bahamas just browsing magazines when the roof suddenly blows off the plane.
The Englishman with the weakest seat is about to blow out the top and says his final words, '"someone please let my wife and kids know I love them."' His seat then gets sucked out the open top of the plane.
Then the Irishman is next and says for his last words, '"man, I wish I sealed that business deal before taking this flight"', and his seat gets sucked away.
After a while the Maoriman says his final statement before getting blown away.
'"Bye!"'
What do you call a builder at a fancy dress party?
Toby.
What's the difference between chocolate mousse and a chicken pie?
The flavour.
In case anyone was about to ask, Vietnamese postmen under the age of 37 are only entitled to one smoko break every 13 hours
you guys are sick!
In case anyone was about to ask, organised marriages are illegal in the states of Tennessee and Minnesota
in case of bad digestion, chew slowly, for it may be your last
btw are u still going filming tonight? im so bored!!!
Yeah, call me or text BAL to 777
My great grandad laid the last block of the great wall of China. The fragile plates and crockery stuff, not the huge brick wall thing.
well my grandad ate a horse. a really large one. not your my little pony ones
What do you call a really bad joke with a lame punchline?
Jon Dylan
What's brown and sticky?
A stick
What's blue and sticky?
Blue tack
What's red and sticky?
Tomato sauce
if you were jon dylan, would you:
a) drive into a parked car for fun
b) drive miss daisy
c) take time to smell the roses
d) take your pod to the cinemas
e) take the mickey
If life was a highway and you were drunk at the wheel would you
a) qualify for the 700m mens backstroke
b) tell Michael Phelps to put a shirt on
c) Ask michael Curtis out for coffee
Definately b......cos then you would notice his dimples :)
If you were stuck at McDonalds with nothing but patties for company would you
a) sing humpty dumpty
b) throw all you tosy out of the cot
c) tell Michael phelps he was the weakest olympic swimmer (its true btw)
If you were lying in a bed of rice bubbles would you
a) pour milk on them
b) march around jericho 7 times
c) tell jon dylan he was sick
d) look up chuck norris fact in wikipedia
chuck norris, now there's a real man... if michael phelps had $5 and Chuck norris had $5, chuck would have more money!
There's a small rip in the Kawain Ocean just off the coast of Hawaii today.
Mole
there's a small hole in your pocket just off the coast of africa today
March aound jericho 7 times??? You're unbeliebable!
Whatever Fifi, I know you're not concerned with his dimples...
If you were a rich man trying desperately to get your camel through the eye of the storm... would you
a) sign the petition for Ross to come back
b) come back from Wellington saying it's overrated
c) Overcook mawson's latest joke
Hi there, we're sure you're hoping for your next copy of the word for tomorrow...perhaps we could leave you out in the cold
if you had the choice between fried chicken or fried rice, would you still believe?
in case anyone was wondering, there's a light at the end of the tunnell
Ok this one is a 'Gnilleps', where each team member takes turns saying the next letter to spell the word backwards.
Your word is 'chrysanthemum'
This is gettin gout of control Jase, if you where out of comments would you
a) steal my comment about love being blind
b) steal my comment about the word for tomorrow
c) hope for a better tomorrow
*batteries sold separately sense of humor not included
If someone ha stolen something you once held dear would you
a) ripe them off an eye for an eye and a comment for a comment
b) openly mock them in public
c) turn the other cheek (give them another post)
d) return evil with good by hugging the person in question
If life was so hard you couldnt face tomorrow would you
a) turn around
b) sleep in
c) continue in your quest to make 2000 posts before the next full moon
d) this goes out to people just like me
as darls would say, stephen do you ever sleep???
Dude you crack me up! I'm sorry I wasn't aware of how deeply I had offended you.
Um M*U*M*R*E*H*D*N*A*S*I*R*H*C
Ok stevo, so ur up for this game of online 'guess who'...You can start
Is it a male?
yes...do you have bald hair?
hay jon, here's another paradox to add to your blog... bald hair...
bald hair is impossible jase so no.
Do you have blue eyes?
No, does your person have a current driver's license?
True or false: Red Indians where pirate eye patches on below zero winter nights to ward off evil spirits.
And my person has no such thing! Does your person have size 5 shoes?
errr, feet
my person has adhd so can't sit still long enough to play this game
True or false: AH Reid cowrote the famous childrens book "Green Eggs and Hamsters" while he was still on speaking terms with Dr. Seuss
True or False: Doctor Seuss wrote the book "Pop goes the Hamster and other fun microwave games." with the help of three children under the age of 10
Mawson you are the best! I'm proud to say that you are the winner of the hoodie competition.
Mawson you are the best! I'm proud to say that you are the winner of the contents of Stephen's pockets
Mawson you're a cracker jar, and I'm not hungry.
mawson, you are ajar and i'm not open
Paisley if you are who i think you aren't then you shall be kicked off the leadership team and left to end for yourself in a dry and arid place.
Love is a blindfolded marathon, if you are who I think you are, you can request the cone of silence in a dry and arab place
Paisley if you aren't who you think you are you shall be bruised by 1.5 thousand chocolate almonds falling from the sky
LIABM, if you aren't who you think I am, you shall be requested to join the heretical blogging of perplexual understatements of the year
This place is crazy, and what is with that girl with the purple hair?
that girl is over-rated... lilian gish is so the next best thing!
peter piper picked a peck of pickled macintosh computers
if you were into big mac combos, would you come across as having a really selfish shirt with incredible posture?
In breaking news,comment thieving is riddled over local youth church in Whangarei City.
In the art of breaking, comment moderation is ridiculed over local business' in Whanganui Sites
*singing* I went to the enemies camp, and I.. took back what he stole from me.
*singing* down the straaaaaiiiit line...
Hey Jase, reckon we can hit 500 comedians here?
Hay Jase, reckon we can hit 500 golfballs here?
Hay Jase, reckon we can hitchikers guide to the galaxy here?
Hay Jase, reckon we can hitchhike our way out of a brown paper bag?
Hay Jase, reckon you can hit the bulls eye from here?
Hay J, reckon we can hip a ride to whale batchelor party
Hay J, reckon we can hip-hop our way into a whale of a time
In the apartments of Beijing, consideration over ridiculous events was being riddled into society
I leave my last 5 megabytes for a 2 and a half inch floppy eared bunny, to come back to this; impeccable timing of larks singing along to david crowder band: rememdy
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