Okay, I've finally narrowed down the 'Rename Burton and win a hoodie' entries. What a crack up... some of the band names are hilarious! I have listed the funniest (IMO) ones below...
The Ecstatic Eunuchs
Burton Ernie
Michael W. Bush
Iraq & New Breed
Flipside Tribute Band
Burton Hears A Who
Penticostal Spasms
Mair Park Ghostbusters
But seriously folks... The top four are:
Burton
The Ecstatic Eunuchs
Burton Ernie
Michael W. Bush
Iraq & New Breed
Flipside Tribute Band
Burton Hears A Who
Penticostal Spasms
Mair Park Ghostbusters
But seriously folks... The top four are:
Burton
DeLorian
Flannelgraph
Flannelgraph
Seamless
I have added a poll to the site. Get voting!
I have added a poll to the site. Get voting!
111 comments:
hay symz, there's only four in your top five :)
I vote Burton Hears a Who compliments of Miley Cyrus I believe...
Who says you need a name? I vote for number five
Cheeky Dee
Flannelgraph or seamless for sure!
For all you observant people out there, I've amended the post.
Flannelgraph is in the serious list!!??
Ok in all seriousness, I vote Labour
ok in all seriousness i vote laboriously
Flannelless or Seamgraph for sure
Definately the Ecstatic Eunechs
So, has anyone ever shopped till they dropped or is that just a stupid slogan that you find on ad breaks in between fair go episodes
Tim Garrick you are as sick as the rest of us in the race for the Whitehouse
so, has anyone ever mopped till they flopped or is that just a stupid slogan that you find on ad breaks in between my fair lady episodes
I still vote for number five
I just voted... anyone else with me that it should be "It's raining men, hallelujah"??
Ok...Flannelgraph???? Dude.Have you said that out loud????
I will have you all know that "Coming Undone" made it to the top five... but then we removed it as all we could think of was zippers and pants.
I will have you all know that "Casting Crayons" made it to the top five... but then we removed it as all we could think of was felts and pens...
ha ha
hullo hahanonymous, did you know you're famous?
Studies show that if you vote for Burton, you are 95% ensured to encounter balding prematurely.
I vote for my name
Haha well done lilian, thats a crack up!
Jon Dyl...its raining men.
_ _ _ _ with the capital city of trinidad
The Burton dessert sago continues...
Going undone
Okay who has voted for Delorian more than once just so you can win the election?
hannah are you by any chance bored? Or simply making up for lost time?
Okay who has voted for Seamless more than once just so you can win the post of the week?
Making up for lost time? Ha nah...I've only got a measley half n hour to read and post all the comments i can in thurs lunch hour...
what did you say? you got the measles from eating too much lunch? well.... that just won't do
what did you say? you got a macintosh from banking too much moolah? well....
Johnny, you're online bud!!
what did you say? you got a mercedes from overdosing on grapefruit juice? far out...
Johnny, you're on top of the world mate!
But I'm still older then you by a long shot
well I'm old enough to know that age and wisdom do not necessarily go hand in hand.
Thank Jodi Foster Child for that little gem.
Ok, seriously tho... who did everyone vote for? Kate is so right, whoever voted flannelgraph, have you actually TRIED saying that out loud???
Why is flannelgraph so difficult for you young people top say? Is it because it has more than one syllable?
Hey! None of that!
Joan of Arkansas, you are my hero!
Well, I don't know about you, but I voted for seamless. It's the new trend. And just for the record, I'd vote OHP over flannelgraph anyday!
Haha JD you're a laugh. Um, what's a syllable?
Ever heard of suprasegmentals?
If bloggers had clocks, and floggers had horses,
If texters had life and jon had 3 courses,
If books had self service and cones had no flakes,
If David Crowder had a pharmacy and Quintin had Blake,
NO! I would not need a pharmacy now!
Non compis mentis
hahaha
Um Rach, did you eat cornflakes for breakfast?
Lilian!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That is flippin awesome
that was posted after 10 at night darlz... everyone knows what that means!
If Rach had so much spare time on her hands that she made a blogger profile for all her favorite famous people would you say:
a: she is odd
b: has to much time on her hands
c: she is a SICK relation of the legendary JD
If mawsie had so much spare time on his hands that he made a blogger profile for all his enemies would you say:
a: he is old
b: he has fingers on his hand
c: he has a _ _ _ _ relic to put in the archives
so as i conclude my sermon...if you don't remember anything else i say, remember this
top ten tips to a new and improved you
Why Lilly, how unobservant of me..
If you're reading this....please do so with your eyes closed
If you are reading this upside down, perhaps you could enhance your devotional times with *the word for today*
If you are having trouble reading this, perhaps you could get the word for tomorrow off mawsie while investing in some solitary moments of sanity
Ok everyone needs to get Sky installed right now because...
1. You're broke
You have a flat mate
You have a flat tyre
3. You're worried sick
I'm in shorts and crank top
8. Odd numbers are unlucky
8. You are the master of guitar hero
8. You look like Ben
8. You are the master of the universe
8. You are stuck in a moment of insecurity and it is slowly eating you from the inside in
ok everyone needs to get a hammock installed because...
10. ive got a big back yard
9. top 10 tips to a new you
T. Numbers are overated
S. Mind your p's and q's
R. Mind your manners
i love lucy re-runs
everybody loves raymond
Jon Dylan's World
2. the lillian and fifi show
2. joys of parenthood
2. back to the present
2. back to where i've never been
okay so i leave this world for a few short hours and what do I come back to? The capital city of Sicklington!
perhaps i could interest you in some literature?
Top ten Tips to a healthier waistline:
10: Dont eat my produce
9: Dont eat my produce
8: Dont eat my produce
7: Dont eat my produce
6: Dont eat my produce
5: Dont eat my produce
4: Dont eat my produce
3: Dont eat my produce
2: Dont eat my produce
1: Did I mention not to eat McDonalds??
Mawsie that is golden
Mommie theres a golden calf outside
Miranda you forgot to pick up Goldilocks again
Dont worry bout goldilocks her grandma knows karate
Don't worry about Goldilocks, her grandma knows Kate
Dont worry bout goldilocks her grandma has flat mortgage repayments
Dont worry about the Golden Gate Bridge, Grandma got a flat tyre there recently and is bent on revenge
Dont worry about the Pearly Gates,Grandma got a flat screen t.v. and has spent the rest of her money on rehab.
Tim you legend!
Okay...
1) Tim Garrick my hero dot com
2) Who is Michael Meltdown?
3) Why do i feel like i'm on the outside looking in?
4) Does anyone know any good conversation enders?
At least 3 kinds of deer live in the upper regions of The Western Ridge
S_ _K
Wait wait! Any chance of a late entry?
The Parrot Shoot Band
Hannah, L _ G _ _ D!
Wait wait! Any chance of getting to know the Latter Day Saints??
Alpha - Kicking around the questions of life
Beta - Kicking around the crash dummies of life
Gamme - Kicking around crash bandicoot
Delta - Kicking back and enjoying everyday life with Jane Garrick
Epsilon - Rob Bell | Kickball
Zeta - Robert Barone from Everybody Loves Rachel
Eta - Chips
Theta - Getting the pip
Iota - Getting the chucks off your shoulder
Kappa - No I don't have too much spare time
Lambda - Nuck Chorris
Mu - Muslim awareness week
Nu - Nunchuck Taylor Thomas
Xi - Saxaphone solo where it isn't appreciated
Omicron - Oxy-boring
Pi - The Pied Underground Piper
Rho - Bib Bashing Club
Sigma - Burton's DeLibrarian
Tau - Tank
Upsilon - Rusty note to self, clean rust off my post-its
Phi - Philip Paris
Chi - *opening bottle of chi noise*
Psi - *opening bottle of chuck de-railer noise*
Omega - *opening Pandora's Hoax noise*
Okay you win already! I quit, you win. FINE!, you win, you take the cake, the pav, the icecream, my share of the inheritance, the birthright...Have it all! All at once!
JD wins Gold! ...................
Longhaul faith Hannah... longhaul faith.
Quid rides? Mutato nomine de te fabula narratur - What are you laughing at? Just change the name and the joke's on you.
while trying to keep my poor kites from running away (they happen to be fond of Croatia in particular) there was this S _ _ _ man named nameless who had the best comments ever that forever threatened to cause stitches to come undone. Jon, you should quit your day job...
Jon, you should quit smoking, it's pulling you apart.
Just like a certain father pulling apart a motorcycle on the kitchen table, not having the foggiest idea how to put it back together, and discovering this at the very moment a certain mother wants to sit down to dinner...
Jon you should quit pulling things apart, it's bad for your family tree
If you were trapped on a website that was slowly being hi-jacked by another site that changes your personality, would you
a) Cough
b) *choke*
c) enjoy coca cola
8) enjoy - - - - - - - - life
#) vote Flannel-lorian
Flannel-lorian? That's just as bad as Symon's De-librian hahaha
Okay in reply to previous queries...
s) Michael John is my hero dot com
i) Michael MALTESE did not have a meltdown
c) It's my call and it's gonna be a loud
k) Does anyone know any good conversation killers?
If I were you, I wouldn't walk in front of any catapults
5 Don'ts for valentines day:
1) Don't tell your partner about the perfict gift you 'almost' bought.
2) Don't give them the same card as last year.
3) Don't buy the wrong size of anything.
4) Don't buy household appliances for valentines day.
5) Don't tell your date you forgot your wallet again.
Isn't that lucky, my ball just rooled out of the rough and on to the fairway...
If I were you, I wouldn't catapault my way out of a black plastic bag
Isn't that lucky, the ball just rolled out of the rough and into your court.
5 Top tips for overcoming hydrangea phobia
1) Be careful when taking detours; you never know what you might find
2) Don't give flowers to your partner, ever. Ignore the hints
3) Be kind to nature, it is your friend
4) Forget me not
5) Say, "I love hydrangeas" whenever you start to get a bit nauseous. You'll instantly feel better
Isn't that lucky, the ball just rolled out of the bluff and into cape reinga
Lillian, and Lanah (which I bet my imitation chuck norris' is Lillian also)... L _ G E _ _!
how could you even mention such a thing richard? i would never pretend to be somebody else. ever. not if life depended on it.
Isn't that just lucky, my border just rolled out of bed and now he's fixing breakfast...
Lanah you legend! You win hands down
You win Jump 5's new one, "la la la-lame"!
Yes!! Comment number 100 is mine..Sory JD beat you to it..
nice one james...
you win a jam jar... an old one
Yess! COMMENT number 102 is mine. Sorry JD I beat you to it...
Hay Lil..thanks..Foetus jam by any chance?? Feverishly fungal?? Well dun Hannah, you can share the jam with me..
Well dun Hannah, half a free jam jar is coming your way this friday..we cn share it..straw each??
lol at james... you don't by any chance have a fetus fetish do you?
Absolutely mate! Shall we make a pod war out of it???
i'll provide the straws...
my God shall supply all your needs
You dont by any chance have a feet fetish? Hannah, a feotal food fight is coming to an outlet store near you..
Hannah, a fleeting fools flight is coming to an outright stall near you..
You don't by any chance have a flight fetish? Hannah, a slushy slice of cheesecake is coming to an out of it staircase near you...
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