15 ways to end a chicken's life without having to face feeling like a bad person (dedicated to Symon)
1. Send nasty anonymous text messages to the chicken in hopes that it will end its own life 2. Tell the chicken that it is a mistake and will never amount to anything 2. Deftly conceal rat poison in its daily food intake 14. Drive the quarter mile in 9 seconds flat so that the chicken will die of jealousy 15. Drink drive it's a washing powder 15. Drive your best friend up the wall so much that they end up venting their pent up frustration on the chicken and all his friends.
If all else fails, there's always the axe in the trunk.
you can tell a lot about a person by the way they handle these three things: the hamilton automotive ad, feeling like you're on the outside looking in, a spatula with a fibre glass handle.
Rachel Kate on October 13, 2008 at 1:53 PM
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top 10 tips for a great shirt with incredible posture... 1. *_ _ _ _* 1. follow michael malteser's meltdown 5. get an eyelash perm 8. pun city 8. pummel the driver 8. clear your pendrive for the influx of bad jokes coming your way
Okay what is the world coming to? ...I just heard Asher Bastian on life fm say he likes De Lorians...Doh!
And I don't need anyone taking the mickey out of this comment by inserting the name Asher Bastian Bach or Guy Sebastian from Australian idol! Get the picture?
Rachel Kate on October 14, 2008 at 4:08 PM
said...
Okay what is the world coming to? ...I just heard Ashes to ashes and dust to dust on death fm saying they like Digging up Daisies... Get the picture?
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hahaha at the bottom pic :) thats hilarious!
15 ways to end a chicken's life without having to face feeling like a bad person (dedicated to Symon)
1. Send nasty anonymous text messages to the chicken in hopes that it will end its own life
2. Tell the chicken that it is a mistake and will never amount to anything
2. Deftly conceal rat poison in its daily food intake
14. Drive the quarter mile in 9 seconds flat so that the chicken will die of jealousy
15. Drink drive it's a washing powder
15. Drive your best friend up the wall so much that they end up venting their pent up frustration on the chicken and all his friends.
If all else fails, there's always the axe in the trunk.
If all else fails, there's light at the end of the tunnel
if you were the lady with a bitter-sweet look in her eye, would you
a)say 'Hey'
b)listen to life to win tickets to parachute 05
c)laugh it off
*I love you, Loren* sighed Ben..
you can tell a lot about a person by the way they handle these three things: the hamilton automotive ad, feeling like you're on the outside looking in, a spatula with a fibre glass handle.
top 10 tips for a great shirt with incredible posture...
1. *_ _ _ _*
1. follow michael malteser's meltdown
5. get an eyelash perm
8. pun city
8. pummel the driver
8. clear your pendrive for the influx of bad jokes coming your way
In case you didn't notice, there are only 12 tips in your 'top 10'. I've got one word for you...
'INFLAMMATION'
In case you didn't notice, there are only 6 top tips in your inbox. i have one word for you...
'INFILTRATION'
Okay what is the world coming to? ...I just heard Asher Bastian on life fm say he likes De Lorians...Doh!
And I don't need anyone taking the mickey out of this comment by inserting the name Asher Bastian Bach or Guy Sebastian from Australian idol! Get the picture?
Okay what is the world coming to? ...I just heard Ashes to ashes and dust to dust on death fm saying they like Digging up Daisies... Get the picture?
This is exactly what I'm talking bout...
Hay Wally if you check out www.chucknorrisfacts.com you will find out that the Chuck Norris is the reason Wally is in hiding...
"I'm pushin' up daisies, I wish they were roses... feel like I'm dyin', just want you to notice."
Asher Bastian Bach?????? Dide. that just isn't legal.. in 7 different State Insurance policies.
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