"Private Ryan... Are you keen to join my POD?""People of Discipleship" (or PODs for short) is our new initiative for effectively discipling this generation of history-makers. If you are committed to Renewal Youth and are serious about persuing God's call for your life, then you can't afford not to be in a POD! More info coming soon.
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Yeeyah!!! Off the Chizzanng!
Chiizzzoooww!! My original home dog... But as you like it. Sounds incredible.
Hay...back off, Private Ryan's already in my pod!
this is how the original 1785 pod wars also started...
Daniel 6:7 (vander version) all the governors of the kingdom...consulted together to establisha royal statute that whoever makes mention of the "pink shawl" for the next 30 days, shall be given the world's biggest wedgie!
So for the best value and service, come to steve's pharmacy, under the neon sign, 244 Oxford Street...iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNN
Levin
levin actually happens to be a real cool town...
Don't you put it in bread??
Hey private Ryan, I heard the girls are very keen to challenge the guys to a game of paintball...I so know that the guys are gonna absolutely blitz the girls!
Little did Private Ryan know, that Doris and her team of "girls" had the Shawl on their side. As long as the shawl was held up over Doris' head, the favour of the Lord would be upon them...
You guys have gone crackers!
yes. crackers is the correct answer. congratulations, you are now a millionaire. click here to claim your prize. no strings attached.
Pleez, don't tell me you are relying on the superstitious powers of the shawl...
Steven Mawson you sick man! Just caught ya blog.
and again i tell you, anything is possible if you just believe...
(2008 RKJ)
if you were stuck in traffic with only one hour to live and a few breath mints, would you shop at countdown or woolworths?
If you won a raffel using nothing but skill and brute force, would you listen to coldplay or kutless?
why is it that batteries are the most dramatic objects?
other things stop working or they break... batteries...
they DIE.
because they can
because theyre rebellious
if you knew Sam Brown by face but not by name, would you still opt for the superannuation benefit?
I think Dr. Liz has lost her plot.. of land.. for the landfill.. in Ruatangata. Which is.. in transition.. in transformers.. in disguise. INDIGO.
Jon Dylan is the man for ironing hankies ... dr.Lizzle's letterbox was stolen, and figured it must have been made of illegal whale bone or something... dr. Lizzle knows it was Jon Dylan and would like to offer him free counsel at a very cheap price...starting with stop looking up 'dictionary' in the dictionary and you will never bag a hobbit
if cellphones were used for transport and cars were used for talking on, would the world still spin on it's axis?
If you where stuck in a time machine with nothing but a pod for company would you:
A: Talk to the pod
B Use the POD as a punching bag.
or C: Push play for 30 minutes a day?
if you were stuck in the mud, would you...
a) call the quitline
d) call the shots on a hard decision
h) call Dave Wiggans
d) pass 'GO' and collect $200
If you where stuck for deciding something would you:
A: check out suzysfather.blogspot.com
B: check out lovemelovemyhair.blogspot.com
C: Run through previous comments looking for the answer
or D: Ring Jase the hunk Van der Hulst
If you were stuck in quicksand, would you:
1. Call for your "luck" dragon
2. Shout silently so as not to disturb the trees
3. Ask Jon Dylan for advice
4. Ask for free-speech rights
5. All of the above
if you were caught red handed with nothing but good will and a charitable trust to your name, would you still tithe?
statistics show that 73% of people under the age of 24 who peel their oranges from the top down, are more likely to marry someone with facial features similar to Hillary Duff
I have a neat card trick.
btw Jason, you take the cake and all it's children for being... no I won't even say it.
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