Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Post a comment and win a hoodie!

Here's the deal...

Create your own caption for this bizarre photo, make it a comment on this post, and be into win a genuine Renewal Youth hoodie!

(The competiton will run for a month and you can make as many comments as you like. No dodgey captions please :)

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Puss in Boots on June 18, 2008 at 4:05 PM said...

"Apollo 13" meets "Little house on the prairie"

Puss in Boots on June 18, 2008 at 4:15 PM said...

One small step for man, one giant leap for TILES R US

Stephen on June 18, 2008 at 6:22 PM said...

"STAY INDOORS LADY, THERE ARE HELMET EATING EGYPTIANS ALOOF"

Stephen on June 18, 2008 at 6:29 PM said...

"Hi there, we're from Meridian Energy... whereabouts is your fusebox?"

Stephen on June 18, 2008 at 8:53 PM said...

"Heya mum, just forgot our sheep ray guns... later!"

Miss Elizabeth on June 18, 2008 at 9:24 PM said...

Hi, we're sure you're hoping for a better world...Perhaps we could leave you with some literature...

Miss Elizabeth on June 18, 2008 at 9:27 PM said...

Excuse me madam, you haven't seen Santa by any chance?

Kate on June 18, 2008 at 10:47 PM said...

I do declare..It's raining men..hallelu-yaaaah!

Kate on June 18, 2008 at 10:51 PM said...

Darn Dorian..our tree house is a long wayz up!

Stephen on June 18, 2008 at 11:06 PM said...

Narrator: "The man in charge at Jehovah's Witness Incorporated decided that it was finally time to lighten up on the strictness of dress code."

Miss Elizabeth on June 19, 2008 at 6:14 AM said...

'Just in time boys, you're probably wondering why I called this meeting...

Rachel Kate on June 19, 2008 at 8:38 AM said...

Hay Sally, any chance of a glass of air?

Rachel Kate on June 19, 2008 at 8:39 AM said...

The world looks a whole lot bigger than it normally does from up here...

Rachel Kate on June 19, 2008 at 8:40 AM said...

Pardon the intrusion maam, Steve here didn't want to stop and ask for directions

Stephen on June 19, 2008 at 9:20 AM said...

Narrator: "Some of Gary Larson's earlier Far Side illustrations that never saw the light of day."

Stephen on June 19, 2008 at 9:21 AM said...

Spot the difference, there are 10 differences to look out for.

Symon on June 19, 2008 at 9:26 AM said...

Trinny and Susannah: What Not To Wear-2050AD

Rachel Kate on June 19, 2008 at 9:37 AM said...

Is it a bird, is it a plane, no it's just Neil Armstrong and his, clone? I think I need to lie down for a sec...

Symon on June 19, 2008 at 12:24 PM said...

(While on the top of Noah's Ark...)
Noah's wife: "Oh my! I was expecting to see the dove..."

Stephen on June 19, 2008 at 12:35 PM said...

"Whether the cause be world peace or fighting against abortion, we run with Forrest Gump wherever it may lead"

Rachel Kate on June 19, 2008 at 12:56 PM said...

Renewal Youth Dress-up Party 2009...

Neen on June 19, 2008 at 1:36 PM said...

"Lord remind me to never ask You again to send me a man out of this world....oooh golly there's two of them!!!"

Neen on June 19, 2008 at 1:37 PM said...

Kristy sighs, "Syms, Les, you two better have a really good reason for being dressed up like that!!!"

Neen on June 19, 2008 at 1:41 PM said...

'I'm sure I heard "Rapunzel, Rapunzel let down your hair," not "Moonmen, Moonmen come down the stairs!!?" I better go take my medication!'

Stephen on June 19, 2008 at 1:49 PM said...
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Neen on June 19, 2008 at 1:55 PM said...

"Okay Ma'am, hand us the shawl and no one will get hurt."

Neen on June 19, 2008 at 1:57 PM said...

"Look Ma'am, I don't like repeating myself but that shawl is a hazard to ALL of mankind, now HAND IT OVER!!!"

Neen on June 19, 2008 at 2:01 PM said...

"Look Harry, there's a cute little female you could ask out." Harry shudders, "But the shawl.." "Look Harry, you can't keep being picky about these kind of things." Harry says, "But it's soooo pink....and nasty!"

Rachel Kate on June 19, 2008 at 4:05 PM said...

This is what life on mars really looks like: sick!

Symon on June 19, 2008 at 4:28 PM said...

The 'two witnesses' of Revelation chapter 11 appear on a barnroof in Texas...

Neen on June 19, 2008 at 5:31 PM said...

"That's it Barry, just raise your hand and go over there and give the human a high-five. It's the last thing you have on your 'things to do before I die" list. And look she's wearing a pink shawl. How special."

Neen on June 19, 2008 at 5:32 PM said...

Kristy exclaimed, "Wow! Another world IS possible!!!!"

Neen on June 19, 2008 at 5:35 PM said...

...Doris realised that she was an object of a silly dare, "to be high-fived" was not exactly her cup of tea. But little did the foreigners know, that the last guy who high-fived Doris got thrown off the roof. Yes Doris seemed like a petite little thing, but the shawl made her feel invincible!....

Neen on June 19, 2008 at 5:41 PM said...

"Don't do it lady!!!! Don't jump! We were only joking about the shawl!"

Natwee on June 19, 2008 at 5:53 PM said...

have you heard of the law of first choice?...no...? Me either

Symon on June 19, 2008 at 6:03 PM said...

"Hi guys... You keen to join my POD?"

Stephen on June 19, 2008 at 6:10 PM said...

*crash* *stomp stomp* IS THIS LAKELAND FLORIDA? WHERE'S TODD??

lesmondj on June 19, 2008 at 7:16 PM said...

Old missus Brown invited the two unwitting strangers into her lair of DOOM!

lesmondj on June 19, 2008 at 7:23 PM said...

Hi...sorry to bother you. Spock was on the vulcan juice again last night and punched in the wrong coordinates...Doris is that you??

PaisleyJade on June 19, 2008 at 7:51 PM said...

Trinny and Susannah with Suzy before her stylish purple hair makeover...

PaisleyJade on June 19, 2008 at 7:53 PM said...

Les & Syms fleeing from the giant Japanese Hornets...

Miss Elizabeth on June 19, 2008 at 8:39 PM said...

(nervous laughter)...ah mam, you may have noticed a loud crash just a moment ago...um, yer, we kinda ran outa gas...

Miss Elizabeth on June 19, 2008 at 8:41 PM said...

You ordered two meatosaurus with cheese crust madam???

Kate on June 19, 2008 at 8:43 PM said...

There was only one thing Shawlene loved better than rocking her mid afternoon 'meet me on the rooftop' tea parties...and that was, a man in uniform..after 3 cups of loose leaf tea, 5 cupcakes..and a bag of pods...Shawlene was seeing double...

Miss Elizabeth on June 19, 2008 at 8:45 PM said...

Breaking news: Due to the recent hazardous substances act, stricter measures are being taken for the removal of asbestos from residential roofing...

Little Dee on June 19, 2008 at 8:49 PM said...

"So Bob, you e'er been in an aquarium like this?"
"No way Billy, boyo, this gon beat all"

Miss Elizabeth on June 19, 2008 at 8:54 PM said...

Acts 10:9-16 message version: Petra went up on the rooftop about the 6th hour and saw a vision of two strange creatures...then a voice came to her and said, "Rise Petra, kill and eat..."

Symon on June 19, 2008 at 9:11 PM said...

"Um boys... you don't need to wear fire-proof suits to go to 'Flame'."

Miss Elizabeth on June 19, 2008 at 9:38 PM said...

How many astronauts does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two...one to change the light and one to get the blonde out of the limelight

Little Dee on June 19, 2008 at 10:02 PM said...

"Hey guys. Um, I know another world is possible........but I don't think you guys really got it!"

Little Dee on June 19, 2008 at 10:23 PM said...

"So Bob who'sa Sheila at tha door to the aquarium"
"Hmm, a'donno Billy, maybe she's part of the welcom'n committee."
"Well Bob, if'n she don't take that there shawl off, I'ma leav'n!"

Stephen on June 19, 2008 at 11:23 PM said...

Oh! oh-oh! lady! can we use your Nintendo Wii???

Little Dee on June 20, 2008 at 6:59 AM said...

"So..............what are Les, Symon and Kristy doing on the roof af Pastor G's house?"

to be continued.......

Rachel Kate on June 20, 2008 at 9:04 AM said...

how many astronauts does it take to change a lightbulb...
Forget changing the bulb! Who's gonna take that shawl off Miss Doris?

Neen on June 20, 2008 at 9:08 AM said...

"What's that Mr Spaceman? Oh you want FIVE sugars in your tea."

Neen on June 20, 2008 at 9:13 AM said...

"Quick Larry ask that litty lady if we can use her bathroom, I'm absolutely busting!
Larry whispers, "But Harry we don't even know this woman! She could be dangerous!"
Harry says, "Oh come on mate - she's wearing a pink shawl!!!!"

Neen on June 20, 2008 at 9:28 AM said...

"Don't worry lady, I'm sure you can borrow Nina's new Renewal Youth hoodie when she wins the competition. Now just pass us that shawl!"

Neen on June 20, 2008 at 9:35 AM said...

Doris often got visitors from other worlds drop by. Hence the ladder. She preferred meeting them on the roof of her house, where it was a little windy. It meant she could wear her shawl.

Stephen on June 20, 2008 at 9:38 AM said...

How many lightbulbs does it take to change an astronaut? Just one that has made Jesus the Lord the King and the Boss of its life.

Stephen on June 20, 2008 at 10:05 AM said...

[Narrator: There are mechanics] "Boss, the woman's here for her car." "Uhh tell her it's $950 and if she doesn't flinch... say it's plus parts."

[Narrator: Then, there's Hamilton Automative"] "Your car is ready, let me show you what we did." "Ohh, thanks!"

Symon on June 20, 2008 at 10:32 AM said...

[On a warm summer's night in 2099AD...]
Sorry we're late maam... We're the harmonica players you booked. The barn-dance is down there I presume?

Rachel Kate on June 20, 2008 at 11:15 AM said...

"Hay Doris, heard you needed your lightbulb changed and you know how messy that can get; Hence the outfits"

Rachel Kate on June 20, 2008 at 11:19 AM said...

We heard about the double-date night. Is this the right address?

Stephen on June 20, 2008 at 12:36 PM said...

"After flashing sirens and a loud megaphone command from the lady officer, Jeffrey and Jack stepped out of their lowered vehicle and proceeded to attempt walking in a straight line to prove that they were in fact, not intoxicated"

Miss Elizabeth on June 20, 2008 at 12:56 PM said...
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Miss Elizabeth on June 20, 2008 at 12:57 PM said...

Coldplay: Lets talk

Rachel Kate on June 20, 2008 at 1:43 PM said...

You look lost. I can tell you now that the moons not in my barn

Rachel Kate on June 20, 2008 at 2:27 PM said...

Not happy with the current state of affairs, Miss Doris decided to get the latest version of reality tv installed...

Stephen on June 20, 2008 at 2:35 PM said...

End time prophecies.

Stephen on June 20, 2008 at 3:06 PM said...

[The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe out-takes] Edmund: "Lucy you knuckle head, you walked through the wrong wardrobe again."

Puss in Boots on June 20, 2008 at 3:59 PM said...

Mrs Clark ended up having to pull the plug on "show & tell" after one of her students took it too far.

Puss in Boots on June 20, 2008 at 4:29 PM said...

"Lady, 'Raise the Roof' isn't meant to be taken literally. Now come get some oxygen."

Stephen on June 20, 2008 at 4:58 PM said...

Today in Photoshop class, Harrietta learns to use the clone brush

Symon on June 20, 2008 at 10:19 PM said...

Alice's great great granddaughter visits Wonderland and meets Tweedledum and Tweedledee's great great grandsons for the very first time.

Stephen on June 21, 2008 at 9:59 AM said...

Arriving at the fiery chasms of Mt. Doom, Frodo and Sam frantically looked around for a place to discard their Orc suits

Neen on June 21, 2008 at 11:14 AM said...

Mothership to Doris' secret earpiece, "Doris we understand that this is hard for you to do, but we have to get rid of these two, they have done nothing but cause us trouble."

Doris whispers back, "I trust the cheque is in the mail then?"

Neen on June 21, 2008 at 11:15 AM said...

Doris knew that she didn't look like a likely assasin. It was the shawl.

Neen on June 21, 2008 at 11:19 AM said...

Harry and Barry slowly descended down the steps on the roof towards Doris. They were told by the Mothership that they would be safe here. But little did they know that Doris needed the extra cash to continue her shawl collection. Goodbye Harry. Goodbye Barry. A lady's gotta do, what a lady's gotta do. Shawls are EXPENSIVE these days!

Neen on June 21, 2008 at 11:21 AM said...

Oh shawl....so soft....so pink....so tassled....

Little Dee on June 21, 2008 at 3:15 PM said...

2059AD
Chocolate has become extinct, but they've been rumors of a stash. Darls and Neens are getting pretty desperate by now. They set out on an adventure leaving their husbands at home(but honey who'll clean the toilet!). They're prepared for anything. Strangely enough they come across a lady on the roof of her house.
It's Kristy!! Showing us her secret stash of chocolate!! In the roof?!
Yay, Neens we're saved!!!

Miss Elizabeth on June 21, 2008 at 4:01 PM said...

This picture is the new edition cover page of "the five love languages for singles"

Miss Elizabeth on June 21, 2008 at 4:05 PM said...

thank you so much for stopping in boys, we've been having so much trouble with our broadband connection...

Little Dee on June 21, 2008 at 8:15 PM said...

Archaelogical site 2063AD
There's a strange phenomena happening in the Usa. The government's taking every precaution to prevent contamination of this one of a kind find.

"Check it out Charlie!! That is one mean looking shawl!"

Rachel Kate on June 21, 2008 at 9:20 PM said...

The martians left as quickly as they came after an encounter with "the shawl"

Miss Elizabeth on June 21, 2008 at 9:24 PM said...

The answer to "who is Suzy?" is hidden in every second letter in this sentence...

Jimmy & Freda on June 21, 2008 at 9:29 PM said...

Hay boys, have you seen my dog? I'm sure he went this way.

Miss Elizabeth on June 21, 2008 at 9:42 PM said...

See it's true...the Apollo 11 mission didn't land on the moon after all...This photo proves it...It's a hoax everybody

Stephen on June 21, 2008 at 10:02 PM said...

Singginng "Down the... straightline. I don't know if I am walking blind"

Ohhhhhhhhhh

"Down the... straiiiigggghtline"

Love is a Blindfolded Marathon on June 21, 2008 at 10:36 PM said...

"Santas dead sorry, could you give us direction to the closest chimney?"

Love is a Blindfolded Marathon on June 21, 2008 at 10:41 PM said...

"I'm so glad we signed up to go to the moon... the martians are beautiful"

Stephen on June 21, 2008 at 11:34 PM said...

OK. Who's the cheeky monkey impersonating me!? THIS PLACE IS RIDDLED WITH IMPERSONATORS.

Miss Elizabeth on June 22, 2008 at 2:59 PM said...

I've got three things to say.
1. Stephen you are sick
2.
3.

lesmondj on June 22, 2008 at 3:33 PM said...

Land sakes Paw, you and Shag get off that roof right now!!

somina humina mnmna heh heh heh.

Wassat Paw you say you just sent Claud Hopper into space?

Love is a Blindfolded Marathon on June 22, 2008 at 4:25 PM said...

Im not impersonating its my name too...thieving monkey!!

Love is a Blindfolded Marathon on June 22, 2008 at 4:25 PM said...

"I was expecting someone taller"

Love is a Blindfolded Marathon on June 22, 2008 at 4:31 PM said...

"Sorry Lois I'm not superman, but i am out of this world."

Miss Elizabeth on June 22, 2008 at 4:45 PM said...

Gen 28:12 (message version) 'Turns out Jacob's ladder wasn't everything it was cracked up to be... '

Stephen on June 22, 2008 at 4:46 PM said...

Ohhh it's stephen M. lame!

Love is a Blindfolded Marathon on June 22, 2008 at 5:00 PM said...

I'm not lame i have 2 good elgs and can walk!!

Stephen on June 22, 2008 at 5:05 PM said...

"Don't worry, we weren't raptured either"

Love is a Blindfolded Marathon on June 22, 2008 at 5:06 PM said...

One shawl to rule them all and in the fashion department ruin them.

Miss Elizabeth on June 22, 2008 at 5:19 PM said...

Post a hoodie and win a shawl

Little Dee on June 22, 2008 at 5:33 PM said...

Ok, which of you monkeys stole my knitting needles?

Little Dee on June 22, 2008 at 5:33 PM said...

Flipside's first album cover
"Out of our minds!"

Little Dee on June 22, 2008 at 5:35 PM said...

The new "Evolution Theory?"

Little Dee on June 22, 2008 at 5:36 PM said...

Bryan's latest book cover
"It's a crazy world; especially if you live with a musician!"

Love is a Blindfolded Marathon on June 22, 2008 at 9:22 PM said...

"May the shawl be with you!"

Love is a Blindfolded Marathon on June 22, 2008 at 9:24 PM said...

"Luke, I am your father...er mother sorry."

Symon on June 22, 2008 at 9:25 PM said...

Nina and Kate can hardly contain their excitment as they skip down the barnroof ladder, to show Suzy their new "guaranteed-to-never-make-a-man-stumble' modesty outfits.

Love is a Blindfolded Marathon on June 22, 2008 at 9:29 PM said...

(New Century Version) Joshua 2:8 Before the spies went to sleep for the night, Rahab went up to the roof. 9 She said to them.....12 "So now, promise me before the Lord that you will show kindness to my family just as I showed kindness to you. Give me some proof that you will do this."

Stephen on June 22, 2008 at 9:38 PM said...

Hey Weston... could you pray for my feet? They're flat.

Stephen on June 22, 2008 at 9:40 PM said...

Post a shawl and win a knight in shining armor.

Stephen on June 22, 2008 at 9:43 PM said...

Paul and Barnabas have another Damascus experience.

Love is a Blindfolded Marathon on June 22, 2008 at 9:45 PM said...

Mullet covers $10.99 each...and with every purchase in the next 10 minutes receive a free flame proof suit... thats right a FREE flame proof suit...
BUT WAIT, thats not all pay by credit card and receive a free Renewal youth hoodie!!thats right order in the next 10 minutes and pay by credit card and you'll receive $99 value for only $10.99 call now on 0800 flameon

Miss Elizabeth on June 22, 2008 at 9:49 PM said...

I feel like I'm lying in a bowl of rice bubbles

Rachel Kate on June 22, 2008 at 9:51 PM said...

can i have a free steak knife too?

Love is a Blindfolded Marathon on June 22, 2008 at 9:53 PM said...

Steak knives only come free with rice bubbles when ordered in bulk and paid by credit card sorry

Miss Elizabeth on June 22, 2008 at 10:08 PM said...

Narrator: "Some of Gary Mawson's earlier Far Side illustrations that never saw the light of day."

Stephen on June 22, 2008 at 10:12 PM said...

Jack be nimble jack be quick, jack jumped off the roof.

Rachel Kate on June 22, 2008 at 10:13 PM said...

stephen you're sick

Miss Elizabeth on June 22, 2008 at 10:18 PM said...

Excuse me maam, is your piano tuned to drop D?

Rachel Kate on June 22, 2008 at 10:24 PM said...

no, is yours?

Miss Elizabeth on June 22, 2008 at 10:26 PM said...
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Stephen on June 22, 2008 at 10:26 PM said...

We have a few questions for you Mrs. Hasslehoff. Let's start with the most important... Where were you on september 11 2001?

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lesmondj on June 22, 2008 at 10:50 PM said...

Not only did the mormons of 2059 still have snazzy matching uniforms - they wore their 'special undies' on the outside for all to see.

lesmondj on June 22, 2008 at 10:54 PM said...

In response to public pressure Ned and Stan attempt to talk down Doris 'Shawl' Bewrite, "Maam just give us the crochet needles and we'll walk away."

Kate on June 22, 2008 at 11:13 PM said...

Symon managed to talk Les into wearing matching ' Body Glove' orange jumpsuits, thinking that they were really cool..they trooped over to Shawlene's place to show her up ( because she was wearing THAT shawl) little did they expect to be the laughing stock of the whole neighbourhood..shawls just became the new 'tapers'.....

Stephen on June 22, 2008 at 11:28 PM said...

I wonder if another world is possible where the word shawl was never invented

Miss Elizabeth on June 22, 2008 at 11:29 PM said...

hi boys, do you have a MY SPACE address?

Stephen on June 22, 2008 at 11:31 PM said...

I wonder if another world is possible where word verifications were never invented

Puss in Boots on June 23, 2008 at 7:51 AM said...

After a hard day of losing both their horses, the space cowboys return home to develop an animal life suit that can withstand spurs.

Neen on June 23, 2008 at 8:52 AM said...

Kristy says, "Okay Syms and Les, I see that your strike to 'never wash myself or my clothes again' is truely working. I would wear helmets with oxygen too, if I smelt that bad!

Neen on June 23, 2008 at 8:59 AM said...

Nina and Kate's 'guaranteed-to-never-make-a-man-stumble' modesty outfits had failed. But Doris didn't know that. She wanted one. Her pink shawl was not attracting any hotness whatsoever.

Nina and Kate sigh, "It's not easy being a Dowlman...."

Neen on June 23, 2008 at 9:01 AM said...

The shawl had become quite a controvercial topic at Renewal Youth ministries. Doris loved being the source of all attention. In fact she hated wearing that shawl......but no one needed to know....

Neen on June 23, 2008 at 9:05 AM said...

Many people came to see Doris. She was a prophet. She was wise. She had the answer to every question. Harry and Barry even noticed that she was blonde, but the shawl said it all. Doris gloried in her old-fashioned power.

Neen on June 23, 2008 at 9:08 AM said...

"Oh you've come back so soon Harry and Barry. Do you have more questions for me already?"

Harry says shyly, "umm....we were wondering if we could touch the shawl?..."

Larry, "Oh, and could you autograph our helmets too!?"

Neen on June 23, 2008 at 9:10 AM said...

"Of course I'll autograph your helmets boys, but touching the shawl is a 'no no.' I can't afford getting any dirt on it whatsoever. It's mohair. It's hard to wash."

Neen on June 23, 2008 at 9:14 AM said...

"Go on Les!" Symon said.
"No you go first!" Les said, pushing Symon down the stairs.
Symon exclaimed, "I can't believe it's actually Doris!"
Les said, "Wow the shawl is really something. Harry and Barry were right. I wonder if Doris would consider just waving the shawl over us?"

Stephen on June 23, 2008 at 9:56 AM said...

"Hi there madam, don't let global warming get you down... Join our life changing club today!"

Kate on June 23, 2008 at 10:17 AM said...

It was the best day of Symon's life when he had just learnt that Pastor G was too, alocating his leadership team to be in a P.O.D...the glory shone on his face when he found out Shawlene was both his and Les' P.O.D leader!
"Oh Les!" Symon exclaimed, "Hours of tea partys and OH!" He shrieked, "We might learn the power of THE shawl!!" Les nodded with enthusiasm, for once, he was lost for words.

Stephen on June 23, 2008 at 10:31 AM said...

Captain Cook and his last remaining crew member breathe a sigh of relief as they discover land.

Miss Elizabeth on June 23, 2008 at 11:13 AM said...

'So glad this photo was captured...it was one of the 1st POD wars ever. Jason's pod have just come from Meremere where they had a phenomenal time blitzing around the track with the likes of Scott Dixon, only to return to find Kate's pod dressing up, painting their nails and so on...

Jimmy & Freda on June 23, 2008 at 12:09 PM said...

Jimmy & Freda had walked all day and all night only to discover they were back @ home-base. "Never mind kids, you can try again tomorrow", Doris said.

Stephen on June 23, 2008 at 12:42 PM said...

What Jane got in her Kinder surprise overwhelmed even her greatest expectations

Stephen on June 23, 2008 at 12:47 PM said...

This movie is what dreams are made of - New York Times

Betty May on June 23, 2008 at 4:18 PM said...

I've heard the "modest is hottest" saying, but this is just getting ridiculous

Kate on June 23, 2008 at 7:16 PM said...

...Kate was surprised to see Jason and his podlets arrive unannounced...but was happy that they were there...after 3 games of pink scrabble wars and talking the boys into painting their nails 'fluro orange'(to match their space suits), Jason taught the girls how to bake something every woman should know how...apple and berry crumble! Mmmhmmm..it was good times had by all.

Love is a Blindfolded Marathon on June 24, 2008 at 1:58 AM said...

Kate was so happy with her new shawl that she was showing it to every man under the sun...

Little Dee on June 24, 2008 at 6:32 AM said...

Stephen do you sleep??

Little Dee on June 24, 2008 at 6:33 AM said...

"It's not easy is it. It's not easy being a good looking knob aye guys?!" says Fifi

Little Dee on June 24, 2008 at 6:35 AM said...

"Excuse me miss, is this the concert for 'Out of our minds'."

"No sir, this is Knobville." says Fifi

Little Dee on June 24, 2008 at 6:36 AM said...

After eating her rice bubbles, Fifi went upstairs to visit Pop and Crackle.....

Little Dee on June 24, 2008 at 6:38 AM said...

"Ar Dorothy, where'd the yellow road go?"

Little Dee on June 24, 2008 at 6:59 AM said...

With Christ in my vessel I can smile at the shawl........

Little Dee on June 24, 2008 at 7:00 AM said...

Three people in their thirty's were arrested after making a large hole on their Pastors roof!

Apparently Jesus was in town....

Little Dee on June 24, 2008 at 7:02 AM said...

"Haha......I tell you. This is MY shawl and you aliens are not abducting it!"

Stephen on June 24, 2008 at 9:21 AM said...

Hi, we are conducting an orchestra and are short of a basoon player and were just wondering...

Stephen on June 24, 2008 at 9:22 AM said...

Hi, we are conducting a census and were wondering if you have a New Zealand citizenship?

Stephen on June 24, 2008 at 9:24 AM said...

Hi, we were just in the neighbourhood and wondered if your satellite dish was picking up GOD TV

Stephen on June 24, 2008 at 9:28 AM said...

"Hey sasha, I was just wondering... could you fill in for me on keys on sunday?"

Kate on June 24, 2008 at 10:44 AM said...

Shawlene couldn't help but be a bit sad...yes, she was the most popular 'prarie girl in Knobsville' ( according to a consensus run by Darlene) but she was tired of people just liking her for her big flashy Shawl..she was a woman who feared the Lord..can the people not see that?! *sobs* and *tears*

Miss Elizabeth on June 24, 2008 at 2:55 PM said...

Stupid space shuttle...its been temperamental ever since I poured that bottle of antichrist in the radiator

Miss Elizabeth on June 24, 2008 at 3:29 PM said...

Excuse me maam, we were just wondering if we could get vodafone reception up here...

Little Dee on June 24, 2008 at 5:33 PM said...

Bryan and Tim hadn't seen their wives in many days. They decided after much deliberation and prayer that it was time to act.

"Fifi, do you know where we might find a toilet brush?"

Stephen on June 24, 2008 at 5:35 PM said...

Excuse me madam, did you know that there's a light at the end of this tunnel?

Little Dee on June 24, 2008 at 5:37 PM said...

"Hey boys, are you lost?" asked Shawlene

"No....we're out of our minds."

Rachel Kate on June 24, 2008 at 5:43 PM said...

excuse me maam, do you know mac powell?

Little Dee on June 24, 2008 at 5:45 PM said...

Since Shawlene was the only prairie girl in Knobsville it's no wonder she's a little bit sad. The guys from "Out of our Minds" decided to cheer her up with a little knitting...

Puss in Boots on June 24, 2008 at 10:03 PM said...

Cheesy pick up lines... "So, you come here often?"

Puss in Boots on June 24, 2008 at 10:08 PM said...

Prelude: The closer she got to them, the more the cute men in uniform started to look very unappealing. "Gulp" Frauline Ludwig had nowhere to run to now. To be continued...

Puss in Boots on June 24, 2008 at 10:11 PM said...

Joining the "Mission to the Moon" club was a bad idea, she thought to herself. They all seemed to wear really bad suits which smelt like mothballs and probably hadn't been washed in months...

Puss in Boots on June 24, 2008 at 10:12 PM said...

In the years before backstreet boys and ronan keating, live bands were a rare phenomenen and a sight to behold

Love is a Blindfolded Marathon on June 24, 2008 at 11:25 PM said...

"Hi we're Mormons..would you like one of our tracts filled with beautiful promises...whats that you say? Yes that scripture about having 2 wives is in the bible."

Kate on June 25, 2008 at 8:24 AM said...

Two wives you say...? "Hmm...", reflected Shawlene, "Sorry boys, I want a man who can love me like Jesus loved the church!" "No pressure"

Miss Elizabeth on June 25, 2008 at 12:16 PM said...

'don't suppose you have any matches? *pulls torch out of pocket* Perhaps you could use this...

lesmondj on June 25, 2008 at 12:30 PM said...

I got ya back Bob. Take her down easy but don't let her touch you. Even through these suits i wouldn't risk direct contact with the Shawl.

lesmondj on June 25, 2008 at 12:39 PM said...

Shrouded deep within the Shawl of Power, Doris stood her ground. She was safe in the knowledge that the Shawl would protect her from the imminent hostile confrontation. Deep down she even welcomed it.

Stephen on June 25, 2008 at 4:37 PM said...

Excuse me, we're looking for the next best thing.

Stephen on June 25, 2008 at 4:46 PM said...

Ok now that you're both here, which of you can help me with my geometry?

Stephen on June 25, 2008 at 4:52 PM said...

Studies show that 10 out of 10 people who walk on roof tops make leaky roofs.

Puss in Boots on June 25, 2008 at 5:42 PM said...

Studies have shown that I own my own dental company...

Puss in Boots on June 25, 2008 at 5:49 PM said...

Prelude continued: Frauline Ludwig's life began to flash before her eyes. It didn't take long. After all, she is only a ficticious character in some 70s scifi movie. She realised that her life was meaningless and began to sob. Very quietly this time, so as not to disturb the martian-like creatures again. She would have given anything to just have one more day alive. But alas, it was not to be.

Love is a Blindfolded Marathon on June 25, 2008 at 7:59 PM said...

Love is blind

Miss Elizabeth on June 25, 2008 at 8:38 PM said...

knock knock...

Kate on June 25, 2008 at 8:55 PM said...

Stid-dily-dah!

Miss Elizabeth on June 25, 2008 at 9:03 PM said...

*during prince capsicum* Hey can you tell that guy to turn his phone off...

Rachel Kate on June 25, 2008 at 9:04 PM said...

ive got a good one... say knock knock

Rachel Kate on June 25, 2008 at 9:05 PM said...

no seriously, it works every time...

Stephen on June 26, 2008 at 10:14 AM said...

Remain calm people, Mr. Harris the firwarden will be here shortly. Until then everyone please line up in your classes.

Stephen on June 26, 2008 at 10:14 AM said...

Coldplay: Don't Panic

Rachel Kate on June 26, 2008 at 10:20 AM said...

lights will guy-ah-ai-ah-aide you home, and i wil tryyyyyy... to fix you

Stephen on June 26, 2008 at 11:06 AM said...

[One astronaut to another]
...'"That's rich coming from you dwarf! You and your people fought alongside this here white witch in the great battle"

Miss Elizabeth on June 26, 2008 at 1:00 PM said...

Excuse me miss...but did you hear P.O.D are coming to parachute?

Stephen on June 26, 2008 at 1:15 PM said...

[Email] Fwd this picture to 5 friends and you will find true love within 3 days. This is not a hoax.

Rachel Kate on June 26, 2008 at 1:19 PM said...

mawidge. mawidge is wot bwings us here togever today. for twue wuv, twue wuv... (This quote's for you Symz)

lesmondj on June 26, 2008 at 8:17 PM said...

S'up 'G' - got the 200!

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